dont make her cross: Archive

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R3ad this it'z relly t0uching~

predictable-much: mmocha: Boy: Make a C with your right hand . Girl: okayyyyy .*makes a C.* Boy: *smiles and makes c with his left hand, placing it near hers.* Girl: A heart? Boy: no . my stomach. and its empty, make me a sandwich. HAHAHAHAHAA

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I am the laziest shit on the face of this planet.

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i found someone really attractive today

-sabrinafied: TURNS OUT, I WAS LOOKING IN THE MIRROR

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That awesome feeling of how gangster you are after...

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Bruno Mars close his eyes, he sees his name in...

nicolelove33: hahahaha omg this.

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people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...

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My 2011 Resolutions:

alyaae: I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things. I won’t take shit from anyone. I won’t cry over another asshole. I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections. I’ll be more confident. Bitches can GTFO. I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh. I won’t slack off in school… maybe just a little. I’ll appreciate my parents more. I won’t get...

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How to get out of a speeding ticket

teenage-exorcist: fycoathangers: morallyincorrect: sofapizza:

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Reblog this if you are 100% yourself on Tumblr.

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Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get...

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before the clock strikes 12 o'clock on dec 31st,...

beyondtheimperfection: juwniiorr: come out after 12 and be like “ohshit i havent seen you guys since last year!” LOL

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Reblog if you LOVE to shop but HATE spending your...

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Why do muslim girls cover up their hair and body?

A non-Muslim guy: why do your girls cover up their hair & body?
 Muslim guy smiled and got two candies, one covered and the other not and threw them into the dusty floor. 
Muslim guy: If you were to choose one of them, which one would you choose? 
A non-Muslim guy replied: The covered one.
Muslim guy: And that's how we treat & see our women.

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My 'friends' always make plans without me, and...

livingthiscrazylife: THIS.

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I find it cute when boys,

narrowmindedblonde: Make weird faces Say “aww” Asks how your day was Don’t care about their appearance Play with their younger siblings! When they dance ridiculous Lick their lips Get frustrated

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